How much would you pay for Vegemite on toast?

Surely you’d expect to pay no more than $5.

Well, think again.

This artistic disaster is available at a Newcastle cafe and will set you back $7.

And of course the toast, the Vegemite smear and the spoonful of butter was too good for a plate and needed a wooden board.

“What’s wrong with a bit of toast on a plate?” Chris Kenny asks.

It sparked quite the reaction and the open line was ringing off the hook.

One caller Earn tells Chris about the way he ‘eats’ his vegemite and you won’t believe it.

 Click PLAY below to hear what Earn and our listeners think about vegemite

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