Another children’s book “is going under the knife”.

Enid Blyton’s “Famous Five’ series are being re-written in an attempt to make them suit ‘modern sensibilities’.

Phrases like “Shut up” and “Don’t be an idiot” are set to be cut out.

“So you can buy the real book or the version edited by some woke warrior,” Ben said.

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